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Some things to keep in mind before we go oto the FAQ
Be on time!!!!!!!. Appointments start at the time they are scheduled to start There is always going to be traffic. Extra Time should be added to any commute to compensate for traffic. .
I am generally at the office 10-15 minutes prior to appointments If you happen to show up early (because you allowed for Extra time and there was no traffic), please feel free to come in. If there is a sign on the door stating "Massage in Progress" don't knock on the door. Have a seat. I assure you I will be finished up by your Scheduled time.
Not only do I do massage but I do keep busy doing many other things throughout the day. I do yard work, work on my vehicles, work out at the gym, paint, do home repairs along with a million other things. I like to get dirty. Just as I am up to my elbows in slop, someone will call for an immediate, last minute ,emergency, STAT appointment. If you call for a immediate, last minute, emergency, STAT appointment, Do not expect me to be in my usual pristine condition :)
Please shower and be clean. I am an extremely clean person. I expect client to be clean as well..
Q Where is Apopka?
A Apopka is approximately 10 miles (15 minutes)
Northwest of Downtown Orlando. Contrary to popular belief, Disney World is not
Downtown Orlando.
Q How much
notice do you need?
A It varies.
Sometimes I can see you immediately, sometimes not. If you
are limited on time or need to be seen at a specific time, your best bet
is to book in advance.
Q Why don't you correspond through
email?
A Email should only be used for checking my
availability and for RETURNING clients to schedule appointments. Any other questions or
concerns can be resolved in one phone call rather than having a never ending back and
forth, back and forth, email conversation, which is most often the case.
Q Why don't you accept phone calls from people calling from private or blocked numbers?
A In my 10 years of experience, I have come to the conclusion that 99.9% of the calls from private or blocked numbers are made by morons and are bogus; therefore, I ignore them. Unlike some businesses who call back just because the number appears on their Caller ID, the ONLY time I return a missed phone call is when there is a message left asking me to do so. I an very discrete and make peoples privacy a priority.
Q What is body hair grooming (MANscaping)?
A I use a dry razor and electric clippers with assorted length guards to shave or trim the body hair making your muscles appear larger and more defined and giving the body a more sculpted, clean look .
Q Do you do waxing as part of the
grooming?
A Not at this time, but I may offer it in the
future if there is a demand for it.
Q I have
never had a massage. Can you tell me what it is like?
A
The best I can do is suggest this....Select a body region (No!!! Not
There, PIG!!), Pick a lubricant of your choice(No!!!Not that one), spread the
lubricant on the body region previously chosen (No! not like that),
now knead and rub it (No!! that is too hard) in a rhythmic motion. OHHHH! doesn't
that feel nice? This is kinda what it is like but much better when
someone else does it for you.
Q Do you
do full body massage?
A Yes,
unless there are certain areas you want me to avoid.
Q My colleagues are staying in the same hotel as me. Are you discrete when you come to hotels?
A Upon arrival, I Generally parade down the hall in my leather jockstrap belting out "it's raining men" or "I love a parade." So I guess that is a yes.
Q Exactly what kind of massage do you do?
A I incorporate a variety of techniques and styles including but not limited to Swedish, Neuromuscular, Myoskeletal alignment techniques, Myofascial release, trigger point therapy and cupping.
Q What is the
difference between a 60 and 90 minute massage? (Is this a trick question????)
A It is
all in the length. About 30 minutes! The 90 minute session allows time for me
to concentrate on specific problems or areas needing more attention.
Q Do I need an
appointment?
A I do not
keep regular studio hours. I am only there when I have an appointment, so unless I
know you are coming, I will most likely not be there.
Q What do I wear during
the massage?
A Whatever
you are comfortable with. Undergarments or nude is acceptable with me. Draping is
provided if desired.
Q What is an
incall?. What is an outcall?
A
(From my perspective) An incall is when you come to me. An
outcall is when I come to you.
(From your perspective)
An incall is when I come to you. An outcall is when you come to me.
When dealing with me.......It
is always from my perspective. Confused yet???
Q How far are you
from........................
A Altamonte
Springs 15 minutes
Longwood 15 minutes
Airport- 45 minutes
Disney- 45 minutes
International drive 35 minutes
Downtown Orlando (Disney and
International drive are not downtown)- 20 minutes
Lake Mary- 20 minutes
UCF- 35-45 minutes
Celebration / St. cloud / Kissimmee
45-60 minutes
Sanford- 25 minutes
Q What are your hours?
A I
am generally available from 9 A.M. to 10:00 P.M. Outcall rates are higher for
appointments after 9:00 P.M.
Q Do you see only
men? Do you see only women?
A I
see Men and Couples. And I also see dead people. Some call it a sixth sense. I
call it over medicated.
Q Do you use lotion or
oil?
A Neither,
unless requested. I routinely use massage CREAM because of its superb
lasting lubricating properties. It also does not leave you feeling
greasy. I only use quality fragrant free CREAMS made specifically for
massage. They do cost a little more, but aren't you worth it...
Q How long have you been
doing bodywork?
A Since
1996.
Q Do you have
showers at your studio?
A No.
I have a sink with hot and cold water. I do offer a hot (moist if you
will) towel rubdown following all massages. You will definitely leave feeling
as fresh as a daisy (maybe even like a summers eve).
Q Does Waxing hurt?
A Grab a handful of hair and pull it out by the roots and then you tell me. People have different tolerances to pain.
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