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Some things to keep in mind before we go on to the FAQ
#1 Be on time!!!!!!!. Appointments start at the time they are scheduled to start. There is always going to be traffic. Extra Time should be added to any commute to compensate for traffic. .
#2 I am generally ready 10-15 minutes prior to appointments If you happen to show up early (because you allowed for Extra time and there was no traffic), please feel free to come in.
#3 Please shower and be clean. I am an extremely clean person. I expect clients to be clean as well..
#4 I am available from 9 a.m. to approximately 8 or 9 p.m. I shut my phone off between 7 and 8p.m.
#5 I play Tennis on Tuesday and Thursday evenings. 5:30 p.m. is my last appointment on these days unless it is rained out. I sometimes play on Saturday and Sunday mornings from 9 a.m. to 12:00 unless I have an advance appointment or weather does not permit.
Q Where is Apopka?
A Apopka is
approximately 10 miles (15 minutes) Northwest of Downtown Orlando. Contrary to popular
belief, Disney World is not Downtown Orlando.
Q What is the difference between Body maintenance and massage.
A I only do massage on an outcall basis. Body Maintenance is done at my location.
Q How much
notice do you need?
A It varies. Sometimes I can see you immediately, sometimes
not. If you are limited on time or need to be seen at a specific
time, your best bet is to book in advance.
Q Why don't you correspond through
email?
A Email should
only be used for checking my availability and for RETURNING clients to schedule
appointments. Any other questions or concerns can be resolved in one phone call rather
than having a never ending back and forth, back and forth, email conversation, which is
most often the case.
Q Can I text you?
A If you do I wont get it. I had the texting disabled on my phone. Why people choose to communicate by typing on a micro keyboard rather that dialing 10 numbers and actually speaking is beyond logic and my comprehension
Q What is body hair grooming (MANscaping)?
A I use a dry razor and electric clippers with assorted length guards to shave or trim the body hair making your muscles appear larger and more defined and giving the body a more sculpted, clean look .
Q I have
never had a massage/Body Maintenance. Can you tell me what it is like?
A The best I can do is suggest this....Select a
body region (No!!! Not There, PIG!!), Pick a lubricant of your
choice(No!!!Not that one), spread the lubricant on the body region
previously chosen (No! not like that), now knead and rub it (No!! that is too hard)
in a rhythmic motion. OHHHH! doesn't that feel nice? This is kinda what it is
like but much better when someone else does it for you.
Q Do you
do full body massage/body maintenance ?
A No. I only do feet and fingers.
Q My colleagues are staying in the same hotel as me. Are you discrete when you come to hotels?
A Upon arrival, I Generally parade down the hall in my leather jockstrap belting out "it's raining men" or "I love a parade." So I guess that is a yes.
Q Exactly what kind of massage/body maintenance do you do?
A I incorporate a variety of techniques and styles including but not limited to Swedish, Neuromuscular, Myoskeletal alignment techniques, Myofascial release, trigger point therapy and cupping.
Q What is the
difference between a 60 and 90 minute massage/body maintenance? (Is this a trick
question????)
A It is all in the length. About 30 minutes! The 90
minute session allows time for me to concentrate on specific problems or areas
needing more attention.
Q Do I need an
appointment?
A Yes. If I do not know your coming, I will most likely be
somewhere else.
Q What do I wear during
the massage/body maintenance?
A I kind of prefer that tight mini you wore last time... or
Whatever you are comfortable with. Undergarments or nude is acceptable with me.
Draping is provided.
Q What is an
incall?. What is an outcall?
A (From my perspective) An incall is when
you come to me. An outcall is when I come to you.
(From your perspective)
An incall is when I come to you. An outcall is when you come to me.
When dealing with me.......It
is always from my perspective. Confused yet???
Q How far are you
from........................
A Altamonte Springs 15 minutes
Longwood 15 minutes
Airport- 45 minutes
Disney- 45 minutes
International drive 35 minutes
Downtown Orlando (Disney and
International drive are not downtown)- 20 minutes
Lake Mary- 20 minutes
UCF- 35-45 minutes
Celebration / St. cloud / Kissimmee
45-60 minutes
Sanford- 25 minutes
Q What are your hours?
A I am generally available from 9 A.M. to 9 P.M. but due
to the fact that I require more ME time, I will sometimes shut my phones off at 6 or 7.
Q Do you see only
men? Do you see only women?
A I see Men and Couples. And I also see dead people.
Some call it a sixth sense. I call it over medicated.
Q Do you use lotion or
oil?
A Neither, unless requested. I routinely use
massage CREAM because of its superb lasting lubricating properties. It
also does not leave you feeling greasy. I only use quality fragrant free
CREAMS made specifically for massage. They do cost a little more, but aren't you
worth it...
Q How long have you been
working on bodies?
A
Since 1996.
Q Do you have
showers at your studio?
A yes and no but lets say No.
Q Does body hair removal hurt?
A It may?? People have different tolerances. .
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